"Trouble always finds me... I can't run, I can't hide. So why try?"

Say, bartender? Who's that one? The one in blue? I'm going to go find out!

Of course I'll help you with your podiatry study!

We need a little getaway! <3

"Set me free. This is your last chance..."

"He's being so gentle with me..."

"If it's money you want, my purse is in the lounge!"

"How did you get in here, little guy?"

Get your hands off my boots this instant!!!!!

"You can't lie to me... I know you're ticklish."

“Its just you and me in a little snow globe on a shelf somewhere”

You decide to nab a celebrity for some quick cash but who's really in control here?

Challenge your feisty tutor to a little rope challenge!

Guide your submissive girlfriend around as she writhes in hidden bondage...

Your answering machine is full of voicemails from your overbearing wife...

So the yandere kidnapped the yandere, hm?

You threatened to bite my bottom lip...

You can't be a yandere too... I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP!

You look so cute all tied up like that~

I see I'll have to re-educate you, pet.

This will act as a fine gag for a terrible little BRAT!

I'm going to make up for every minute fate stole from us...

Deep down you want to submit to my authority, don't you?